Hypothetical -- You buy 3 things in Wal Mart.......

Started by Jims5543, March 05, 2014, 07:54:12 PM

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Jims5543

.. and they cause the cashier to raise an eyebrow....



Mine:

Jar of KY
Silver Thong   ;D
Jar of unpitted Green Olives



Your turn


Go!
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride! -Hunter S. Thompson

94touring

I have a funny ky story.   Girlfriend reaches into my bedroom drawer and finds ky and says wow what's this for!?  My honest reply "I've been putting fillet strips in windshields".

Wisu I could think of 3 oddball things I've bought recently but I got nothing!


Jims5543

Does not have to be real life.


Just think of 3 things that Wal mart would probably carry and go with it.


Shotgun
Ski Mask
Rubber Gloves


See?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride! -Hunter S. Thompson

94touring

Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies
laxatives
nuttella